colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.

Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"

by DFZ123 October 14, 2012

Colleena

“Colleena is a great friend, and can be a great enemy too. No enemies are great though, especially Colleena. Do NOT get on a Colleena’s bad side, she can literally kill you and have no remorse over it. What makes a Colleena a great friend is that she’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts. If you’ve got a Colleena as your friend, she’s got your back and will hurt anyone who messes with her and/or you. A Colleena may look innocent, but she can be a demon. If you have a Colleena as an enemy, she WILL take you down. A Colleena can be very competitive and cold. For some reason, a Colleena’s hands are always cold. I don’t know why? Kinda ironic since she can get cold easily. She can also get hot easily too...weird. A Colleena will normally think on how to gain world domination. Don’t underestimate a Colleena’s shortness, she’s got a LOT of power and can be very strong. She will try to overthrow and challenge a person who meets her abilities. She’s very competitive in a competition and will try her hardest to best you. She is a storm to mess with. A Colleena will also tackle you( that’s how a Colleena hugs) Watch our though, she can backstab you anytime though. A Colleena is both a friend and an enemy(frienemy) saying that she’s a great friend but you’ll still have a big rivalry with her. She can be the sweetest person alive but can turn intimidating and cold hearted in the blink of an eye. That’s basically, your friendship with a Colleena. Luv ya! “
From, a person named Angelica

“COLLEENA, PLEASE DONT KILL ME AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!”

by History_is_good June 23, 2018

Collena

Collena is the most wonderful person in the world, she is always looking out for everyone around her and has a lot of love to give. Don’t cross her she is a three strike kind of gal. She is silly, humorous, appreciative and loving. She never forgets anything like anything. Collena Will always have the best intentions. She will make you feel wholesome inside and will keep you super safe with her strong muscles. Her laugh alone can turn any frown upside down. If you find a Collena hold her tight and never let her go. She is the most interesting person you’ll ever meet. Seriously

Yo Collena YODA best!!!!
Omg is the Collena she is so cool.

Collena is on fire dayummmmm.

by Mike1425 April 25, 2022

colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.

Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*

by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013

Collene

A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.

I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!

by TheRealVern August 18, 2017

nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.

When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Angry Colleen

A hand job ending with the person giving said handjob spitting on your face.

I had agreed to do my friends eulogy only if his sister gives me a angry colleen.

by Jr4567 March 18, 2022