Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words Stuckup Cunts.
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words Stuckup Cunts.
Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
by Matt.Mason. April 9, 2008
Get the Colgatermug. Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"
by Bucknell is better. July 30, 2006
Get the colgatemug. One who runs out of lotion so he proceeds to use colgate whitening tooth paste to masturbate. After doing this he then realizes the minty sensation that was so great in his mouth burnt the shit out of his dick. Poison control should be notified and if lucky they wont cut off your cock.
by that fat kid matt June 18, 2009
Get the Colgatemug. by garram November 17, 2005
Get the colgatemug. by fatawesome October 26, 2007
Get the colgatemug. by Ummmm #13 May 12, 2009
Get the Colgatemug. Doing the motion for finger brushing your teeth. Named after Colgate the toothpaste guy who owns the company.
by The Real Colgate February 18, 2009
Get the Colgatemug.