Kentucky Cold Cock

The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.

It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.

by Roseymalt January 7, 2010

cold cut cock

1. A phrase describing something who is being uncooperative.

2. A brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro

Ay, stop being a cold cut cock you sloot!!!!

Dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.

by Byron Sleepy July 13, 2016

cold cocked

The act of being sucker punched by someone.

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.

by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.

"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

by J Boulder June 24, 2016

cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010

Cold Cocking

The act of slapping some one with a limp "Cock".
Most commonly in the Face.

"...And he whacks it (jumpsuit) open and....Have you ever heard of Cold Cocking someone?" Laughter "He got him right in the face! BOOM! Whoa!" ~James Edward Olmos Recollecting the antics from the Set of Battlestar Galactica

by Sakuto-no-sai March 16, 2009