Calamari

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.

"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."

by CockFlapJohnson September 5, 2013

camaria

Camaria, Camaria is a good mother. She is hella pretty and can have an attitude. She is the most pretty mum and the most supportive.

Girl: Camaria is so pretty
Other girl: I know right, and supportive

by daddy ace bitch November 5, 2018

busaba calamari

Having created a winning formula, restaurateur Alan Yau has had little reason to tamper with Busaba's shared tables and bench seating, or the oriental mystique created by clever design, dark wood, incense and low lighting. The dishes are consistently interesting, as you might expect of a menu initially created by chef David Thompson of Nahm, though the menu does evolve and changes regularly. Current dishes worth seeking out are the rice served with a generous amount of crab meat, or the delicately textured tofu, lightly fried then served with a spicy yellow bean sauce. Salads, such as the pomelo with water chestnut and chilli, are a strong point; so are the hot drinks (lemongrass and honey). Occasionally the noodle dishes can disappoint: our vegetarian pad thai had flaccid noodles, and had a gloopy sauce coating the baby sweetcorn and shiitake mushrooms. But the disappointments are easily outnumbered by the hits at this popular joint, and the dishes are never dull in either flavour or ingredients.

Phoenix Equity Partners have recently invested in Yau's Busaba Eathai Holdings Limited, signalling a new era for this popular chain as plans for expansion go underway. 20-30 new branches across the UK will be rolled out over the next five years.

Lemongrass, chilli prawns, busaba calamari

by Time Out Eating August 2, 2008

Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

by the shrimping king August 11, 2006

pink calamari

When period blood travels into the blood and you smell like fish for a week because it changes your PH level.

"hot damn"
"my ass taste like dead fish"
"that's a pink calamari if ever I smelled one"

by fiaddie February 7, 2021

busaba calamari

Term used to describe a tasty snack.

Let's head for a busaba calamari for lunch!

by Dominic K July 5, 2008

calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 2, 2003