Cohan

Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3

Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”

by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019

Coaning

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.

Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009

coran

Irish, meaning crescent moon; of honour and conviction, an old soul in a new world. Most are decent blokes, try hard, bit awkward.

Coran, shaped like the crescent moon

by Choransopinion May 18, 2016

cojonudo

Normally describes a situation, and means brilliant, awesome, cool

I'm gonna travel through Europe this month.
Cojonudo tio!

by kostan March 24, 2009

conan gray

a guy that doesn’t know i exist but i am deeply inlove with him i never get tired of his beautiful face and gorgeous hair and his music helps me so much i’d love to meet him and tell him that i love him and tell him how much he’s helped me i cry over him so much it’s unbelievable.

‘hey why do u talk about Conan Gray so much?’ katie asked me
‘because he is the most perfect person on the earth.’ i replied

by vmila November 1, 2020

cojonóhahen

A Jílfreich term which means "bro" or friend.

dude 1: cojonóhahen you look amazing

dude 2: thanks cojonóhahen, you too

by Jílfreich December 28, 2013

Team Conan

NBC is planning to give Jay Leno the 11:35 p.m. time slot and to either bump Conan to 12:05 or to move him off The Tonight Show altogether. Team Conan believes that this is balderdash and that NBC should favor Conan O'Brien, unequivocally a better comic and host than Leno.

"Leno sucks balls! Team Conan!"

by GCV January 13, 2010