Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
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Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.
Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!
by Arbas April 12, 2024
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