"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
by Schmain May 20, 2008
Get the cracked the shits mug.A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.
"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
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by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019
Get the cracked cake mug.A website which prides itself as "America's Only Humor Site" most often featuring some very interesting topics presented in a list form with a humorous outlook. While a great place to learn facts and be entertained, with a nice hint of benign satire, the writers of Cracked.com are starting to take things too far.
While these subjects may be quite interesting and informative , topics such as "5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses" and "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist", do NOT belong on "America's Only Humor Website" despite how many little jokes they use decorate them so that they can remain funny while actually being deadly serious. What also doesn't belong on "America's only humor website" is pretty much all of the writer's preachy and one sided liberal bias, which causes the reader who doesn't share the exact same views to rather feel alienated and demonized by the writers WHOSE JOB IT IS TO HUMOR THEM NOT INDOCTRINATE THEM and also their many commentators many of whom only read Cracked.com because "Americas Only Humor Website's" idea of satire caters to a sense of humor (the "only humor") that suits their own views.
While these subjects may be quite interesting and informative , topics such as "5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses" and "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist", do NOT belong on "America's Only Humor Website" despite how many little jokes they use decorate them so that they can remain funny while actually being deadly serious. What also doesn't belong on "America's only humor website" is pretty much all of the writer's preachy and one sided liberal bias, which causes the reader who doesn't share the exact same views to rather feel alienated and demonized by the writers WHOSE JOB IT IS TO HUMOR THEM NOT INDOCTRINATE THEM and also their many commentators many of whom only read Cracked.com because "Americas Only Humor Website's" idea of satire caters to a sense of humor (the "only humor") that suits their own views.
CRACKED.COM: "America's Only Humor Website" (DISCLAIMER: If you do not believe in Feminism, abortion, gun control, same-sex marriage or cannabis legislation, abandon all hope of ever writing for us. Don't read our articles. Don't contact us. Don't subscribe to our feeds. Cracked.com is a safe space on the internet for tolerance and from being judgemental of people towards their views, their educational background and their race.*)
* "Almost every republican is a white lower to middle class undereducated person from the south,meaning a majority of them range from stupid to dumbfuck stupid."
*" Republicans - The far right: stubborn gun wielding anti-abortion homophobes who want to run this nation."
(both copied and pasted from the opening lines of two different Cracked.com articles about republicans.)
* "Almost every republican is a white lower to middle class undereducated person from the south,meaning a majority of them range from stupid to dumbfuck stupid."
*" Republicans - The far right: stubborn gun wielding anti-abortion homophobes who want to run this nation."
(both copied and pasted from the opening lines of two different Cracked.com articles about republicans.)
by stingingpaininthebrain December 29, 2014
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To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)
by MSBN July 18, 2016
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Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
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