cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

Cockward

Definitely. 1: something awkward that happens in the genital region,; definition 2: behavior that a created a socially uncomfortable situation emerging from white male privilege.

Oh, did I just mansplain that you. I am sorry! So cockward!
Oh, this phone is propped between my thighs suggestively. COCKWARD!

by Chicagostylephd June 11, 2018

Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.

"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"

by linaloki February 14, 2015

Cockwarble

The involuntary pre-ejaculatory movement of the penis immediately preceding orgasm.

As Karen was tonguing my frenulum she felt my cockwarble and got her mouth open just in time.

by Mike Oksuge September 18, 2021

National Cockwarming Day

Its on September 18th

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!

by darkypooo September 18, 2022

cockward

To make something awkward into a homo situation.

Nevin from federal way washington always makes things cockward with his male coworkers.

by Akustix August 26, 2011

cockarazzi

Someone who waits in the bathroom of brookfield east to prey on unsuspecting men by taking pics while they're peeing

Hey dude did you hear about the cockarazzi in the bathroom?

by Purplepeopleater January 28, 2009