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Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay ๐Ÿ˜
Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing itโ€™s Cocktober ๐Ÿ˜
by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019
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cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
โ€œhey betty how are u doing at cocktober?โ€
by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020
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Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.
John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.
by SpeedBump007 April 13, 2020
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Cocktober

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight
Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"
by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019
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cucumber hat dog

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021
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Salt on Cucumber

Very delicious food, some people hate it of course.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.
someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?
by YEET (SKRRT) December 18, 2020
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Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007
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