The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay ๐
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Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.
John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.
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Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
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2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
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For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.
someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?
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