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Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.
He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.
by McMunchie April 13, 2008
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Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation
Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"
by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009
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cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
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cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.
Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004
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Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.
"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012
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cocktapus

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus
by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008
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Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
by estebanz May 19, 2008
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