Awesome-Conscience

Awe•some-Con•science
-noun

That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.

Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.

Son, I know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. Now take the blowtorch... That's my boy.

I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.

I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.

by Majonaise July 29, 2009

guilty conscience

1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say

1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"

by *MICHI* August 13, 2003

conscience

that evil part of your brain that tells you not to have fun because of "consequences". It should quickly be replaced with a proscience.

damn... I would go to that part with hot chicks and not study for my final exam, but I have conscience.

by the Kiddinator March 17, 2005

conscience

It is collection of dissociated memories of past mental failures. Each entry is created when the mind becomes overwhelmed and is unable to resolve a query satisfactorily.

An attack of conscience stopped me from having my way with her, as my desires wanted to, but my experience told me that to rush would likely lead to failure.

by Dwango1 July 17, 2009

conscienceness

That annoying time between naps.

Screw conscienceness, I'm gonna catch some Z's.

by Spohl January 17, 2008

eco-conscience

An inner feeling or voice viewed as acting as a guide to the eco-friendliness of one's life, habits, and property.

"Planting trees can help clean the air, improve the aesthetics of your lawn, and help you maintain a clear eco-conscience."

by Abelhawk May 8, 2016

6th Level of conscience

Powers attained by a mortal by means of extreme meditation. It will make the host see things that are not there or that normal man cannot see. It can make the host make things that seems impossible. The 6th level of conscience is the first supra level, which means that not all type of humans can achieve it. Only ones with a full amount of aura can reach it. It manipulate the brain in such a way that if used correctly you can understand anything easily.

Buddha had a 6th level of conscience.

by Jakel'an D'a Forse'can April 29, 2008