cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle

“Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”

by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018

cockabana

Cockabana is a cock(a male genetalia, penis) wrapped in banana peel.

Can I have a banana split?
-No!
Can I have som Cockabana then?
-Yes

by dekandu undra November 14, 2006

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022

cocksteading

When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.

Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.

by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010

colesabados

an extrmely annoying person

person 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

person2: god your such a colesabados

by dasfl;'sfad January 16, 2010

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

cockscapade

Girls night out involving a lot of alcohol where the aim is to pick up a guy/s

Variation of escapade. Example 'My boyfriend has just dumped me I need to pick up. Let's get all our single girlfriends together and go out on a cockscapade'

by DArch October 21, 2013