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Cockmunk

A idiotic, stupid muggish little waseman. Whos lifestyle and idealogy is insanely stupendous. Steve Stifler says it in American Pie: The Wedding. Similar to poomplex or Brushman
Yo blud, you are a cockmunk
Ey cockmunk pass da green
Look at dem cockmunks over there
by Badboi Doofy May 9, 2010
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cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!
by cm victim January 13, 2008
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cockmongrel

One who "slobs the knob" (performs fellatio) in a vicious, inefficient, and salivatory manner.
Not only was she a slut, she was a dastardly cockmongrel as well.
by Mike August 7, 2003
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cockmongrel

kenny your such a cockmongrel!
by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003
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cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.
"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
by Elastin April 4, 2009
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Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.
Cockmongler
by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010
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Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster
by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011
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