Cock Lobster

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

cockmobster

a dirty mexican who runs a cockfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.

Man, I owe that cockmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003

Cockholster

A womens mouth.

Melissa has a nice Cockholster.

by Sharonn Peters June 13, 2004

Cockmonster

Used to describe a woman who is in an extraordinary way over the top sexually stimulated state of arousal.

Oh my I'm so freakin turned on I'm gonna turn in a cockmonster.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cockholster

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in

shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!

by fattyj December 14, 2002