A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.
B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!
B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
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Get the cocklick mug.(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.
Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.
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n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
by Mike Beach June 18, 2006
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