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cockslammer

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
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cockwarmer

a slut (typically from powell river) that loves to sit on cock and keep it warm!
taylor was one furry cockwarmer. bitch rode my shit all night long like a champ!
by RaTTy April 10, 2003
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cock jammer

someone who is named Jewism and like to jam the cock in tight areas where it's not supposed to go.
Hey Brandon quit being a cock jammer, and pull your pants up.
by drock August 10, 2004
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Cockfarmer

A girl of questionable standards, or a slut, that loves the male penis.
That slut Sharonda just did the entire football team...what a cockfarmer.
by lambdachiguy1129 May 6, 2006
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Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.
She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.
by Rynesdad April 23, 2016
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Cockslammer

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.
Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.
by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009
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Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009
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