Cock Flop

Early signs of erectile dysfunction.

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.

by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008

cockflopable

Adj. The likeliness that one's penis will break the barrier of the fly thus flopping out. Usually used to describe boxer shorts.

I can't wear these boxers whilst slip and sliding, they're way too cockflopable.

by Jesty May 1, 2006

Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008

Cockflog

To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.

Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.

by triggerjob June 10, 2009

cock flop

The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.

Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.

by Knate63 June 11, 2006

Cockalopolis

The gay part of San Fransisco

I took the bart to Cockalopolis and saw many homosexuals

by Edgar the Gay March 30, 2011

Cockilop

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop

I think the french make the best cockilops

by GDDPHD April 25, 2017