cockend

An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.

"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"

by Dan 88 November 1, 2007

Cockweeder

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005