Cockawampus

Not level, not straight, off kilt

I cant seem to get this shelf to hang right...its all cockawampus.. that table is all cockawampus, you need to level it..

by Cleo1954 October 9, 2019

conchampuous

1. Possessing full, complete awareness of one's champion status ; exemplified behavior & confidence particularly found in world champion athletes.

2. The state of being a champion while acting in a professional, humble manner.

"He's Floyd Mayweather Jr. He's conchampuous. You see it in everything he does."

by golincolnlincoln July 9, 2022

cockchafer

A small tight vagina that needs alot of lube!

"Man that girl was tight, a real cockchafer"

by guy murray April 6, 2007

cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina

1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

cockchain

1) A derogatory term for one's significant other.

2) A chain which one hangs from a Prince Albert piercing.

3) A row of dudes.

1) She is totally my cockchain.

2) Check the bling on my cockchain.

3) Have you seen the cockchain on that cockchain.

by LicensesToStone January 7, 2009

cockslamp

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.

"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"

by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011

Cockcomplice

n. - A wingman who aids another player from being cock-blocked.

"Camren! I'm trying to hook-up with Jess and her friend is not having fun and wants to leave! Can you be my cockcomplice and keep her preoccupied for a bit!?"

by Camren Banks October 15, 2009