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cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.
Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.
by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004
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cockswain

One in adoration or in direct subjugation of the cock. Lover and tickler of the cock, the cockswain is subservient to the penis like a young sailor bound to a ship. Or one with the mental toughness to command a vessel. Used specifically in instances of sheer idiocy or submission.
Tybalt- "Drake, you are enthralled by that man's rod, i dare say you are a cockswain."
by Themistocles December 9, 2008
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cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.
Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.
by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008
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cockswaggler

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)
Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler
by the man March 12, 2003
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cockswabbing

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.
Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..
by TJSILLY July 2, 2017
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cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.
by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003
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Cockswap

Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"
by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010
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