cockmonger
Logan is a cockmonger.
cockmonger by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008
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Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.
Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.
Cockmonger by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011
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CockMonger by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004
cockmonger
an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.
cockmonger by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009
Cockmonger
Cockmonger by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025
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An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.