Cocksmash

When you are working your ass off and your boss gets his balls busted by his superiors, and then proceeds to read you the riot act. This ball Busting is done even though your work may meet or exceed industry standards.

Bro I dropped 300k today and I'm @ 25k Gross for the month, and I just got CockSmashed by my IM!

by Beezo Bzo November 12, 2009

Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

by Neilio November 9, 2003

Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

cocksasha

A random girl that has a cock the size of a dinosaur and loves painting on herself for absolutely reason

ugh I’m such a cocksasha

by cocksasha January 25, 2021

cocklash

noun - the male sexual organ hair, typically called "pubes" on the male specimen are referred to by men of culture as cocklashes

Male 1: Why are there so many hairs in the shower drain, are you balding?
Male 2: No, I was trimming my cocklashes.

by Serotonin H July 4, 2021

Cocksloshing

The act of sloshing your cock around. Typically used in a athletic or competitive setting.

“I bet my cocksloshing streak is higher than yours.”

“No way. I’m a cocksloshing master.”

by Audibun April 17, 2024

Cockslush

The aloha of the mainland. Used as a greeting amongst friends.

Two friends meet and apon seeing one another "Cockslush" and in response "Cockslush to you too."

by Cockslush May 18, 2024