by Nightz901 June 19, 2017
Get the oliver cochrane mug.a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019
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by TheBest666 February 21, 2021
Get the Beau Cochrane mug.The childish act of having a tantrum and supergluing your penis to someone else’s personal belongings In a desperate attempt of some recognition.
Yo did you hear of the guy who got caught cochraning himself to another persons tool box? So tragic
What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
by Two stroke September 24, 2020
Get the Cochraning mug.A Cochran is a cigarillo or Black & Mild that has been gutted, had a cigarette filter placed in one end, and re-rolled. There are a variety of possible outcomes and types of Cochrans depending on what kind of wrapper and tobacco the torcedor uses. El Gran Torcedor, inventer of the Cochran, has been known to mix the tobacco that came with the cigar and tobacco from another type of cigarillo, cigarette tobacco, or pipe tobacco.
"Aye, you wanna hit this?" "Sure bro...Damn. This shit is hella good! What is this?" "That Sir, is a Cochran you're smoking." "A Cochran??? It looks like a Swisher, but tastes like loveliness...It's like an orgasm in my mouth...I-I-I mean it's like my mouth had an orgasm; not like someone orgasm'd in my mouth."
by SirSmokeALot November 25, 2013
Get the Cochran mug.1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)
The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 17, 2006
Get the Johnny Cochran mug.Last night the boys and I bonded like no other with a cockarang we all came together it was beautiful! Like most boomarangs I reckon we will all come back!
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