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Squat Cobbler

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.
We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.
by Jaguart August 1, 2016
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COCOB

Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Lets COCOB tonight.

You wanna COCOB after work today?

I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.
by COCOBER September 1, 2021
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Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip
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cobb

Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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Cobbler Gobbler

Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.
Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!
by Gibbles1983 May 6, 2009
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Cobourg

A small town in Ontario, Canada that is full of dirty scruffy bums, effing crackheads, smelly whores, blue witches, needle poking and fentynal smoking junkies, and drunks.
The town doesn't care about the younger generations, it is very boring and honestly many people can't stand to live there.

There are no jobs in Cobourg. It is full of old people from the war time era and baby boomers who have inherited the towns economics and council members' influence, just another masonic town.
It may be a good spot for growing up and going to school, but the disheartened bored kids are all getting into drugs and drinking because its boring to the max, no different than the inner cities in that aspect.

It is the next worse town to live in next to Port Hopeless. (or Portopolis Hopelessness)
Lets go to Cobourg to buy some crack cocaine and rip some fools off, get drunk and drive around in our crack-mobiles all night and smoke some more crack!
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pussy cobbler

A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.
Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!
by Pb13 October 2, 2013
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