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Cumatron-3000

When a certain Charlie makes you cum frequently during seggs.Once completed your partner may crown you a cumatron-3000
“Gosh, my boyfriend made me cum so much!!, I think he’s a cumatron-3000.”
by The tribe. April 7, 2021
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Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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consumation

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".
A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.
by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008
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Cumathon

When several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, cum on a piece of bread. The last one to cum fully on the load-- err, I mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.
Duuude look at this picture of our cumathon yesterday; Jerry ate that whole fucking loaf of bread!
by Frank Dizzy November 5, 2008
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Cremation

An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.
Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?

Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"

Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?

Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!
by Poid June 17, 2007
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Cumption

You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.
Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?
by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021
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Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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