Cumping

To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.

Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.

Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.

by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009

crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.

by ilbisaac September 13, 2005

cumping

cum dumping. when one deposits their cum in mass quantities into someone's asshole.

"I'm going to go cumping this weekend with Dean."
"Dude, that's gross."

by bellaautumn October 28, 2015

Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015

Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

by Perry Burgers June 18, 2011

Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

by Jordan inc August 19, 2018

Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.

"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009