cummin up the works

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

the second cumming

after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming

After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.

by the amazing trifecta (jdb/bsr) April 27, 2010

I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.

Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!

by Richard Black March 23, 2005

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

The British are cumming, the British are cumming

A sex move. When a woman is getting gang banged by multiple British men. Right before all the men ejaculate on the woman, she yells, "The British are cumming, the British are cumming."

Terry yelled "The British are cumming, the British are cumming" right before Jeff and 4 other British men simultaneously came upon her face and luscious breasts.

by Thats_funny69 December 27, 2010

Cumming

Something that feels great. The climax of sex or masturbation.

Person 1: I'm cumming
Person 2: I'm swallowing.

by Clit Slayer August 17, 2016

Cumminnerbutt

No worries.

Joey: Where should I take my girlfriend to dinner tonight?
Jake: Just chill and figure it out when she gets here man - seriously, cumminnerbutt.

by Chris (the sexy one) December 13, 2010