Clubbed with your own chicken

To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".

"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

clubber

A clubber is one who dances or raves, also known as a raver, parties to techno, electronic, electronica, or the like. However, there are different types of clubs. There are goth clubs, rock clubs, underground clubs, etc. Clubbers usually dress either distinctly (bright colors, strange clothes, much like a raver, or skimpy, short skirts, tight clothing. Again, wardrobe depends on the type of club you attend.
A clubber also visits many clubs, or goes club hopping, hence the phrase clubber. Clubbers are usually not made fun of, and have their own community, and are quiet to other groups of people. They sometimes have spontaneous attitudes, and when made friends with, can be fun to party and hang out with.

"Where was John all weekend?"
"He's a clubber, where do you think he's been?"

by Brandon M. S. September 13, 2006

Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 14, 2009

Clubbed

Club (Clubbed):
1.as in wackin

2. Ultimately awesomely amazing

3.Under the influence

wackin off..

--ABREVIATION--
-WTC (What The Club)

-Lets go get clubbed yo!!!!

by Thang Tri & Chinh December 13, 2004

Cluttered

To be littered with objects and useless trash.

"My desk is so cluttered, sorry about that."

by Dreamrider June 23, 2016

Strip Clubbed

Being beaten up by a bouncer outside of a strip club for either inappropriate touching or not paying for a private dance because you were too drunk to realize you didn't have enough money beforehand.

I was $7 short on the lap dance so the bitch called over to the bouncer and I got strip clubbed

by K1LLFACE September 8, 2010

Professional Clubber

Someone that wears a hard hat to the club

Have you seen that guy over there fist pumping in the hard hat? Yeah, that's diamond. He's a professional clubber

by Jenfrew March 30, 2011