Clownitis

A sexual disease transmitted by having sexual relations with a clown. It Causes odd bright colouring in the genital regions, much like a rainbow clown wig.

Person Inflicted:Doctor my hair has turned bright green.
Gyno: Ah yes you seem to be suffering from clownitis.

by Toest January 28, 2009

clownstomp

total humiliation, complete embarassment

after barely winning the 2005 college football national championship, the university of texas was completely clownstomped the following season, failing to even qualify for a BCS bowl or even play in their conference championship game.

by jpfoursc December 8, 2007

clownstyle

A sexual fetish in which the participants wear clown makeup, or do anything clown-like during sex. Referred to in Mystery Science Theater 3000, while watching the film "Here Comes the Circus." There have also been specialized porn films dedicated to this fetish.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do it clownstyle tonight?

Girl: Sure, as long as I get to blow up a condom and make it into a penguin!

Guy: That's so hot.

by loop zoop June 9, 2011

clownitis

A swelling and redness around the mouth, similar in appearance to acne. This skin condition occurs when dried and crusted seman clogging the pores of ones face. It is generally common for a cockglobler to get this condition.

Did you see the clownitis on Jame's face?! He must be sucking a lot of cock these days.

by Charles Joseph Hollis IV December 3, 2005

Clownitarian

An attention-seeking hotdog hooker who plays too many video games and only eats clowns

Colton sucks.
He's such a clownitarian

by bouctouchee June 20, 2011

clownstomp

To humiliate, eviscerate, & annihilate your opponent, preferably in front of a large audience close to your opponents home.

The 2006 rose bowl. Less than 7 minutes left to play in the game. USC is up by 12 points on Texas. The game is in USC's backyard. USC is the ESPN anointed "Greatest College Football Team Ever" They are Coached by the Defensive Genius Pete Carroll. Yet, a bunch of cow lovers from Texas score 15 unanswered points in less than 7 minutes to beat USC 41-38 and win the BCS National Championship. True clownstomp.

by Scamp Walker November 10, 2008

clownititis

When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.

Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!

Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.

by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014