Clownhole

A word that brings up the most vile images, but is technically acceptable to say in front of anyone, because it does not involve any offensive or socially unnaceptable word. A true definition is not needed, as it is self explanitory.

You: "My teacher is the biggest clownhole..."
Your Grandmother: "What? That's hidious! Watch your language!"
You: "What?! It's just.... a hole full of clowns!"

by Hobbes Black May 31, 2005

Clownocracy

Clownocracy is a benevolently absolutist philosophy, mixed with a technocracy, but the culture is clown-based and the absolutist is also nationalist and anti-reason.

"Praise the clown lord to join Clownocracy."

by jason.exehasstoppedworking June 1, 2019

clownocrat

Dysfunctional member of government, council, committee, board, or willing member of dysfunctional governing body characterized by: red nosed misinformed opining, thick glassed myopic views, teary cheeked affective speech, big footed unwarrantedly loud bombastics, baggily clothed thoughtlessness, emphatic protest of some behavior probably in his/her closet, pie faced apologies, egomaniacal leadership, big hair, or other severe and persistent character flaw that has propelled that person into politics.

Clownocrat Tedesco of Wake County School Board 2011, Tea Party clownocrats Christine O'Donnell & Sarah Palin

by anotherkirkules January 20, 2011

Clownocracy

The state of a government wherein there is lunacy rampant, and nothing can be done to stop this except to wait until the current president or ruler in office leaves. It is a state of semi-anarchy where one idiot chooses to make decisions against the common thought of the country.

"The “clownocracy” of Bush and Rove is criminal and even evil in its attempts to steal past and future elections, according to Palast, and can only be stopped if 'Democrats…find their souls and find their balls.'"

by Morris Levy June 12, 2007

Clowngrease

Makup that a clown wears to entertain the masses.

I have a show that I need to put on for the powers that be. I will be sure to apply my clowngrease extra thick tonight...and be sure that I am fluffed appropriately to put on a good performance.

by Ellis McSponge August 12, 2011

Concored

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.

My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.

by Placibo August 12, 2018

clownzoned

when somebody (or multiple people) say that you're a clown more than once. Similar to friendzoned, except you're a clown.
Alternatively; clownzone:
to accept your clown fate and be in it neck deep, whether you like it or not.

You just called me a clown... my friend just called me a clown like an hour ago... I guess I'm just getting clownzoned today, huh.

by KING JOSHUA October 21, 2019