alarm clock

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

by Afakename August 26, 2015

loona o' clock

the phenomenon where orbits, loona stans, will flock to loona's official social media pages at 12am kst in hopes of new content but being disappointed when nothing is posted

orbit #1: i bet we're getting new content at loona o' clock

orbit #2: ur a clown for thinking so

by bruhorbit August 4, 2019

geekological clock

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

Fat Cocky

the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a fat penis / thick cock. It means they have a lot of girth and is usually used by women, effeminate gays and transsexuals in a positive light since the width and girth of a fat cock provides a lot of pleasure as it fills their pussy and ass.

Fag Hag Amelia Sewell: I miss fat cocky resting in between my jaw and stretching my pussy

Chadwick Blissett: So true girl, my bootyhole feels so empty without fat cocky stuffing it. thankfully when i go to prison they'll be plenty of cocky there to fuck my fat booty.

Karla Mendez: The fat cocky I was taking in my sextape filled my little cunt up so much, i felt so stuffed and stretched.

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 4, 2015

Clockwork Ninja

A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'

CJ: Where we going?
Ryder: Ocean docks.
CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
CJ: Give it a rest man.

by Attitewd September 7, 2007

clockboi

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

by iBetty December 5, 2011