cocklard

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

by cleitophon December 31, 2007

Count Cockula

Count Cockula, lord and ruler of the species fagotus vampirus was once the leader of the vampires named dracula until having sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids, he must now survive by sucking blood from cocks. he is belived to be the last of his kind due to the all gay male population

Jakob- " the other day me and my bf were role playing, he was count cockula.. needless to say i needed stitches"

by Nuasair December 25, 2009

cockulater

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.

billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."

by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011

cockulation

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

.clocklava

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?

by TheEnglishAreComing May 5, 2022

Cockular

When a girl receives much social attention only because of sexual favors towards lots of men. This word is related to popular.

All the guys wanna hang out with Cramer because she is so cockular since she gave head to five men at the party.

by Gizzman500 December 31, 2009

cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008