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clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.
you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker
by james.p. November 3, 2011
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clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.
"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."
by t5kt5k May 27, 2013
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Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.
After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.
by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016
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Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario
Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.
by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019
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Cuckblock

When a guy with no chance of hooking up with a girl cockblocks every other guy out of jealousy.
Dylan kept cuckblocking me last night. Laura told him there’s no way she would get with him so he cuckblocked me and her all night!
by Notmynamehere February 21, 2022
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cockblocktopus

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.
"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".
by demar77 March 31, 2008
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Cockblockistan

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
by King Needsome December 27, 2005
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