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clock block

When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.
Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.
by Oogie Mctaj February 24, 2011
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Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.
Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"
by William Trevorson November 26, 2009
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
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clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
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Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional
-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.
by NuteeProf January 14, 2021
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5 o'clock block

the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!
F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!

G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
by 5 o'clock-blockee September 16, 2011
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cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.
We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.
by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013
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