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Curbstomp the Haters

A way of saying that you couldn’t give two shits about what the haters think of you
by muffin tin November 6, 2019
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corbstomp

When Angie gets mad, she will ask you to assume the position and taste the curb.

also known as corbstomping.
When Jessica gets slaphappy Angie threatens to corbstomp her.
by Dzedconfsd November 12, 2012
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curbstomp

(noun) A concoction that requires the use of the energy drink Spike, Everclear, and Dr. Pepper. Exact recipe as follows:

1 8 oz. can of Spike Energy Drink
2-3 Shots of Everclear
Splash of Dr. Pepper to taste

Curbstomp (verb) the after effect of consuming a curbstomp, usually entails utter debauchery and things of that nature.
VSQUAD mixed up a couple curbstomps to start the night, and by the end of they night they were curbstomped.
by CaptainCrixus September 27, 2011
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curbstomp

A cheap concoction that will undoubtedly satisfy your need/want to get drunk that involves one 40 oz bottle of malt liquor and one 23.5 oz can of either four loko or joose.

The goal is to attempt to finish your "curbstomp" (noun) or get "curbstomped" (verb) between a hour, and a hour and a half (easier said than done).

First drink the 40 oz down to the top label, then open the four loko/joose and (carefully) pour it into the 40 oz until it is full. Once full, drink what's in the 40 oz down to the BOTTOM label. After there is only a small amount of "curbstomp" remaining in your 40 oz, fill the remaining amount of what is in your can into the 40 (there may still be a little in the can). Finish all of what's in your bottle and then you will officially have been "curbstomped".

**One important thing to note is that after reading this you will most likely think that this is disgusting and unbearable to drink. Mostly since 40s are terrible and four lokos taste like urine mixed with sugar. However, you will be VERY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED with how good it tastes. Speaking form experience, it took me a while to nerve up and try it. But after I popped my curbstomp cherry, I never went back
David: Yo dude what are u tyrna drink tonight? I don't have much money
Mike: Word, let's get some 40s and lokos and curbstomp. Cause you know thats always a good time.

John: Damn dude you looked boosted.
Matt: Yeah man I'm feelin nice, I just got curbstomped.
by 69pounders October 15, 2010
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crubstomp

You slam someone head into a curb repeatidly, then you stomp all over them. And if there is no curb, you imporvise with a windsheild to a car.
I'ma crubstomp that bitch
by Bobbie hate yo mom November 26, 2006
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California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)
Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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clownstomp

To humiliate, eviscerate, & annihilate your opponent, preferably in front of a large audience close to your opponents home.
The 2006 rose bowl. Less than 7 minutes left to play in the game. USC is up by 12 points on Texas. The game is in USC's backyard. USC is the ESPN anointed "Greatest College Football Team Ever" They are Coached by the Defensive Genius Pete Carroll. Yet, a bunch of cow lovers from Texas score 15 unanswered points in less than 7 minutes to beat USC 41-38 and win the BCS National Championship. True clownstomp.
by Scamp Walker November 10, 2008
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