Clipped

another way of saying its over

Bruh, did you hear what happened to Mike, its clipped for him

by Denbklyn March 15, 2018

cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008

Cripple

A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.

Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?

by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006

nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!

Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.

She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

by Swagsterray August 6, 2016