A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
by Breet August 5, 2006
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“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”
“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
by KaptKyle July 21, 2020
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1. Of or relating to the Clintonian philosophy.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.
1. That new book by Bill Clinton is very Clintonian indeed.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.
by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007
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I think I'm a considerate lover. For example, when we browse porn, one finger's always on the clickoris, purely for my Thinkpad's pleasure.
by light_weight January 11, 2009
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See also: Obamaniac
See also: Obamaniac
Dude, did you hear what James Carville said about Richardson being Judas?
Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.
Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.
by My Name April 22, 2008
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Get the Clitoriste mug.A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
by Cosmo March 23, 2007
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