flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!

see SWAMP DONKEY, flappy cletus

by philthebomb April 25, 2010

cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.

Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!

by VegasRudeBoy September 26, 2005

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers

That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it

by Sosig April 9, 2020

Damn It Cletus

When your friend Madison says something stupid

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus

by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 24, 2004

cloussexual

The sexuality for being sexually or romantically attracted to clous

"Hey are you cloussexual?"

"Yeah, I'm cloussexual"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by KillerHamsters June 4, 2021