classmate

Totally random person who just happened to be in the same class as you.

"It's Jo..... whatever and he's my classmate."

by MrBober April 19, 2021

my classmates

Very stupid and ruining their lives

Classmate 1: let's go for some weed!
Classmate 2: Yeah!
(Example of what my classmates talk about)

by Boskovo June 29, 2017

Night Classes

The terminology used when a cheating significant other tries to explain why he/she is going out tonight.

Bill: "Honey, why are you leaving so soon? I thought we were going to cuddle together!"
Eric: "Um... night classes..."
Bill: "You skank I KNOW where you're going you thot don't walk away from me!"

by agletman2 August 13, 2015

classmated

To hook up or have sex with someone from your school.

Sam and Tina classmated last night.

by toast455 November 12, 2005

Classmates

1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.

2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher

3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason

"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"

"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"

"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"

"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"

"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"

"Classmates can be really annoying!"

by Anna Lynn Sanders May 13, 2010

Online Classes

Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.

Yo I honestly like online classes
Ok good for you I don’t give a fuck

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

AP classes

Advanced Placement Classes taken by high school students for college credit. Usually students who take these classes are on the honors level and have a lot of time on their hands. By the time you reach mid year, heck, by the time you reach the end of the first week you will be wondering what the heck possessed you to take one of these classes and any free time you had before will be gone. However, if you're lucky, get a good teacher who knows their stuff,stay awake and don't commit suicide it is possible to get a 4 or 5 on the end of year test and get that all important credit.

AP classes will cause a student to go from thinking they are smart to seeing a therapist for their broken self esteem.

by omgseriously May 9, 2008