Clarenz

Clarenz is a man that is strong as golden steel, he's most complete yet so undone.

Omfg, he's a fckn Clarenz god darn.

by ExeAdam June 8, 2021

J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Rooster clawed

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”

by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Clarenz

Clarenz is a shy but sweet man. If you like a Clarenz, better confess now because he will never do it first (unless he is drunk). A Clarenz has that "who am I to be liked by someone like you"-mentality especially if he really likes you, and that's what makes him scared of making a move. Even if you are already giving him hints that you like him, he will think that you are doing those things because he is just a friend to you, and he will think that you can never like someone like him (which is not true!). That's how shy a Clarenz can be. But once you have Clarenz as a boyfriend, you will pray everyday that he will become your husband. You will not look at other men the same as before, because in your eyes, your Clarenz is already perfect. Clarenz is the type of man that is ideal to marry. His loyalty can never be broken because once he loves, he'll love like it's his first and last. He can be really busy at times, but he will never forget to tell you that he loves you and cares about you. Plus, he is also the best gamer there is!

Wow! He is always the MVP of the game. He must be Clarenz!

by oum.uravity June 7, 2021