Clentified

To have a melted face and to have a hideous pose while wearing a fruit suit.

Me: "Say BeardO, you seem awfully ugly. One would say you have been Clentified.

by Just Get Your Mother Please. October 20, 2003

Classified

Compromising or Embarrassing.

I can't tell you what I've been doing with my monkey.It's Classified.

by Waboa February 9, 2009

G14 classified

G14 is the General Service Administration number format for a Large Sedan, whom service Government Vehicles.

Example a Cheverolet Impala or a Ford Crown Victoria with G14 Plates.

Common Misconception - A Clearance Level of a Federal Investigation used in a Movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment

is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good." (because he knows it's a GSA classification... not investigation)

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,

now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

by Sicinthemind April 16, 2010

crankified

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.

Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!

by hotflmomma February 22, 2013

Crackified

When something looks like crack but isn't

Person 1: *sees an object that looks like crack* Is that crack?!?!?!
Person 1: *gets closer* oh nvm, I just got crackified

by Rajan, Master of Econ January 30, 2019

crunkified

(verb) To become crunk

That dude was a total nerd, but then he was crunkified, and is now one of the most popular guys in da whole school

by Gothic_Punk_ January 10, 2005

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004