clamshail

A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable

I switched my phone to clamshail so I didn't have to deal with all of that B-S.

by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

clamslap

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamsplosion

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina

Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

outrageous claim

A claim that is a combination of shocking, unbelievable and ridiculous. The claim is generally dubbed an outrageous claim by a panel, being people who heard the claim or have professional or knowledgable backgrounds in the subject matter presented in the claim.

Person A: "Im never smoking again"
Person B: "Thats an outrageous claim"

by Trust E April 4, 2008

clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

by wiginpen February 15, 2004

Claimed

Term loosely associated with BDSM culture but refering to anyone, typically in the submissive role, that has pledged their loyalty to another.

It only took 7 years but I finally claimed Stephanie for my own.

No, I want nothing to do with you. I am already claimed.

by Viroodiem December 14, 2018