claculate

To spell calculate like a dumbass

Person 1: "hey man can I borrow your advanced mathematical computator? I need to claculate a differential equation"
Person 2: "it's calculate dumbass"

by IIvanillariceII September 7, 2019

Bride of Crackula

The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.

Drug use is habit forming and can lead to Bride of Crackula.
Just say no.

by loulou69 March 28, 2012

crackulator

a trippin'-ass white boy

stop playin' crackulator

by GDubb March 25, 2003

clackclack

1. To sexually please a woman beyond her wildest dreams to the point they stalk you with every breath in their body day and night.
2. To fully satisfy a woman's sexual desires.

Roy: Dude, that was a really fat bitch you took home last night!
Roman: I know! I can't get her to leave me alone either.
Roy: Why not?
Roman: Because I gave her the clackclack...
Roy: Sucks to be you buddy!
Roman: To make things worse, she knifed my pants!!

by Roel Basaldua August 4, 2007

crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Cackula

The menacing demon of the night who conquers all with his powers of cackdom. He fears no one knowing they cannot withstand his cackery

Hey look it's Cackula! Everyone run!

by Twiztedfury June 17, 2016

Clockulate

The act or procedure of setting multiple wind-up clocks in sync to the exact same time

Hold on for a moment please, can you not see that I'm busy right now trying to clockulate all of these damn wind-up clocks!

by Lance Ray June 3, 2021