choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Choned

(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.

by miwild March 26, 2009

Chaned

Getting fucked over by the man or just by life in general.

"Hey get back to work'! Fuck, man I've been chaned.

by MDMuNO May 11, 2011

triple-chined

When someone makes a move on another and that person retracts their chin in rejection.

I went in for a smooch and she/he triple-chined me!

by DrDartagnan666 January 9, 2016

cwned

To blunder any attempt at cooking, whether through distraction, lack of expertise, caution, or especially in the case of egotism (i.e., thinking you're the shit in the kitchen)when it comes to cooking.

"OH MAN!! I was totally surfin' the interwebz and neglected to check on my sticky buns, and I burned my bamboo steamer!"

"DUDE!!! You got CWNED!"

"CWNED!"

by Nick's cwned cooking friend March 8, 2008

Chinedu

An incredibly smart and cute young man, especially one able to use these attributes to his advantage

Johnson is a just a Chinedu, he can woo your girl by merely spinning poetry!

by OBJC February 18, 2022

chuned

when u get absolutely beaned or totally wrecked.

o shit that nigga got chuned

by bigchune March 16, 2017