churchies

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who

"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."

by multiplexguru February 12, 2008

churchese

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.

"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."

by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

churchbells

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease

Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!

by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

Tarquin Churchwell

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

by Magic Madam December 9, 2008

churched

It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.

Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!

by crash landon October 10, 2004

churchfuck

Someone you fuck and later discover is a Christian. Someone you fuck on holy ground.

Who, him? He's just an old churchfuck.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

by tom December 4, 2004