pedigree chump

High class fucking idiot

you my friend are a pedigree chump

by Merrydown February 11, 2009

chumthongin'

slang for a broad on her period, raggin', Aunt Flow's in town, blow job week

"Ayo son, it be blow job week". "Oh, weeerd? Shamquita be chumthongin'?" "Awwww yeaaaah, son!"

by Donny Hamburgersauce November 15, 2011

Trump Chump

Any one of the monkeys that works for Donald Trump, the cabinet, Joint Chiefs, GOP party (take your pick) Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, Kelly Conway, Vladimir Putin or whoever is in the clan of hyenas the pack of jackals at least this week before he cans them anyway - HA! Such loyalty for the chimps and chumps!

"Don't worry about what Sean Spicer says he's just one of Trump's chumps nobody listens to him or takes, Kelly or Steve Bannon seriously anyways because he's just a Trump Chump!"

by Phuckin' Phylean December 5, 2017

workplace chump

That person at work who works the hardest for the least pay or recognition.

My sad little workplace chump, there is a better way!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Chumpion

Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.

by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008

one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 23, 2006

chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.

Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

by fugitive February 25, 2008