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cupmuffin

The act of putting icing around one hole (male or female) then putting your penis in that hole, upon ejaculating pull out and get icing on the head of your penis. Then put your penis in the mouth of your lucky partner and drop off both the delicious treats.
woops that cupmuffin sure had more icing than i intended
by vneck express November 13, 2010
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thugmuffin

some one who acts and dresses like a gangster who is to awkward or cute to be one
that little boy is a thugmuffin. . .
by meganocity July 8, 2011
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Chubmuffin

A penis that when erect is wider than it is long.
Danny DeVito is a chubmuffin.
by J~Free February 23, 2011
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chadmuffin

an odd shaped hat/beanie that looks like a muffin.
"clean ass lil chadmuffin!! :"

"hey fresh ass chadmuffin u got there"

"no its not a beanie, its a chadmuffin"
by culo/yosh February 29, 2008
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crudmuffin

Someone who makes strange noises and calls ice-cream scoops "ice-cream" balls
Cristian Balestrieri is a crudmuffin
by Tupper December 29, 2007
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thugmuffin

A goodlooking guy who can get away with acts of mischief.
Danny Blaze walks into the store alarm goes off "oh really I didnt even steal anything yet"*cute smile* oh danny your such a thugmuffin
by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010
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Chudmuffin

chud·muf·fin /CHUHD-muh-fin/
noun
1. A whimsical, affectionate term for a person, creature, or object that is endearingly silly, quirky, or slightly absurd.
• “Don’t mind Gary — he’s a total chudmuffin, but that’s why we love him.”
2. A playful neologism combining “chud” (traditionally grotesque or awkward) and “muffin” (soft, sweet, innocuous), producing a humorous, paradoxical effect.
• “I baked a dozen chudmuffins for the office party — chaos never tasted so cute.”

Origin: Modern internet slang; blend of “chud” (see C.H.U.D., 1984) + “muffin,” popularized in playful online discourse circa 2025.

Usage notes: Typically used humorously or affectionately; carries no literal grotesque meaning in this form.
1. “Stop being such a chudmuffin and try the rollercoaster — you’ll love it!”
2. “She showed up to the costume party in socks and sandals, and honestly, total chudmuffin energy.”
3. “I accidentally dyed my hair neon green, but everyone just called me a chudmuffin and laughed.”
4. “My dog tried to chase its tail and fell over — absolute chudmuffin vibes.”
5. “Even when he messes up the magic trick, he’s still our favorite chudmuffin.”
by Chuds McKinsey August 24, 2025
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