getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

by [e-mail] March 3, 2010

chickafied

An otherwise neutral object or topic that has been invaded by estrogen charged particles to the detrament of any male getting involved.

Troy... the movie... nuf said.

by TekGnosis February 13, 2005

Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

chickafied

The act of 'being served' by a person or persons of the female gender; shown up, made a fool of, called out. The opposite of 'Dude-inated'.

Bro...you just got straight chickafied!

by the spectral gypsy January 13, 2011

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003