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Christmahanukkwandiwalstice

A combination of Christmas (Christianity), Hanukkah (Judaism), Kwanzaa (Pan-Africanism), Diwali (Hinduism) and the Winter Solstice (other/none); a general term for holidays in December. More politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzaa, Christmahanukkwanztice and Christmakkah, but less politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstice (Christmas + Hannukah + Kwanzaa + Ramadan + Diwali + Solstice) and Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstiledos (all that with Kaledos tacked onto the end for those Lithuanian reconstructionists).
Me: Happy/Merry Christmahanukkwandiwalstice!
Normal Person: What the hell?
by AgnosticRocker January 11, 2008
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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
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Christmahanukwanzica

A combination of the holidays "Christmas", "Hanuka", and "Kwanza".
"We can't throw a Christmas party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Kwanza and Hanuka. We can't throw a Hanuka party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas and Kwanza. We can't throw a Kwanza party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas and Hanuka. So let's throw a Christmahanukwanzica party!
by TeenX December 6, 2004
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Christathon

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.
"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"
by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009
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christmahanakwanzika

The ultimate winter holiday combining, christmas, hannakuh, and kwanza, so no religious faiths are left out. Presents/gifts are included, and all the holiday rules from each one included in the title apply.
Happy christmahanakwanzika!!!!!
by Creeper(0_o) December 17, 2008
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Christmahanukwanzakah

A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.
Happy Christmahanukwanzakah to all!
by Abysmal December 3, 2004
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Christmahanukwanzadan

the combination of Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan, created by a high school student in Atlanic Tech, in Coconut Creek Florida. 2006
Logan: Hey Mandy Happy Christmahanukwanzadan
Mandy: YAY!
by Manderz240 November 23, 2007
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