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Ching dong

A sexually transmitted disease in which a mans penis is sucked into his body when he becomes erect. This disease is transmitted by having sexual anal sex with someone of Asian descent.
"Hey, man, you're walking weird. Do you have a kidney stone?"
"No. I've got a foul case of Ching dong. That's the last time I go to a New Years party thrown by Yao Ming."
by Godzillionare March 14, 2017
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dong chang

A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.

This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.

It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"

Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro December 28, 2007
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dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 24, 2013
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ding-dong-ching-ding-dang

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.
Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!
by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022
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Ding Dong Ree Chang

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old
Ding Dong Ree Chang When a guy fucks rittle Children
by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018
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Chongadonga

When two dudes buttfuck in a Walmart bathroom in the scissor position while passionately making out.
I'm gonna go meet Nick down at the Walmart so we can chongadonga.
by HarryTerry69 September 21, 2021
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chonglong

chonglong is a very pretty girl with a big bunda
"i just fucked chonglong and it was nice"
by chongis May 11, 2022
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